ludwig-weilschmidt:

WHEN YOU TRY TO PUSH YOUR GLASSES UP BUT END UP ACCIDENTALLY TOUCHING THE LENS AND MAKING IT DIRTY

iguanamouth:

banesboner:

am-pour-me-a-glass:

gingadensetsusmokeweed:

everyone remembers chicken nugger but what about chichen nuggest

nugget

nugger

nuggest

new pokemon evolutionary line

forgive me for i have sinned

naonanigashi:

Twitter / nyokiti: RTされたらあなたはクレヨンしんちゃんの絵柄で初音ミ …

tony-wiseau:

atkid:

everyflight-beginswith-afall:

weaponizedwit:

cutintostars:

I like how it’s “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” and “Thor: The Dark World” and then Iron Man is just like, screw the bullcrap, we’re just callin’ this thing “Iron Man 3”. 

Because a secondary title would imply it’s also about something other than Iron Man. And we all know how well that would work out.

#tony stark does not share

“Iron Man 3: Tony Stark” 

Iron Man 3: The Tony Starkening.

tony-wiseau:

#I AM GONNA REBLOG THIS FOR-EV-ER

ask-once-lers-in-a-bottle:

lost-thneedville-girl:

✯ Wishful Thinking: Get your own custom Pooka

pitch-dream:

velveteenbunnymund:

Reblog this post by 8pm Eastern Friday the 17th and you will receive a Pooka egg in your submissions inbox. Your egg will ‘hatch’ into a custom drawn Pooka based on your blog.

Rules:

- This post must be Reblogged by 8pm on Friday, May 18th.

-…

Curse: *!!!!*

GENIE!

Genie: YES!

Curse: WHOO!

Next thing I’m converting to digital.

Plot twist: My mother is trying to get me to try medical marijuana! D:

threespeedvibrator:

pr0digee:

just-a-skinny-boy:

Watch it till the end…

I literally AAWWWWWWWW’d out loud omg